The Funniest Falls

Why Parents Drink?

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. ‘ Hello ?

‘Is your daddy home?’ ‘ Yes, he’s out in the garden ,’ whispered the small voice. ‘May I talk with him?’ The child whispered, ‘ No .’ ;

So the boss asked, ‘Well, is your Mommy there?’ ‘ Yes, she’s out in the garden too ‘& The boss asked; ‘May I talk with her?’ Again the small voice whispered, ‘ No .’ Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, ‘Is anybody else there?’ ‘ Yes ,’ whispered the child, ‘ a policeman..

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, ‘May I speak with the policeman?’ ‘ No, he’s busy , ‘ whispered the child. ‘Busy doing what?’ ‘ Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dog men. ‘ Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked, ‘What is that noise?’ ‘ It’s a helicopter ‘ answered the whispering voice.

‘What is going on there?’ demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. The search team just landed a helicopter ‘ ‘A search team?’ said the boss. ‘What are they searching for?’

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle…. ME

What a Coincidence!!

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!”

“What a coincidence,” he said, “This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.”

“This is a special day for me, too, and I’m also celebrating!,” says the woman.

“What a coincidence,” says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, “What are you Celebrating?”

“My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I’m pregnant!”

“What a coincidence,” says the man. “I’m a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they’re finally laying fertilized eggs.”

“That’s great!” says the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?”

“I switched cocks,” he replied.

She smiled and said, “What a coincidence!”……

Santa again

Jailor-Tum Kis Jurm Me Aye Ho?
Santa-Bas kuch khaas nahi jailor saab, Sarkar Se Competition Ho Gaya Tha

J- Kis Baat Ka?

S- Note Chhapne main

A Mixup you would want to avoid.

One morning at a doctor’s clinic a patient arrives complaining of  serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him” OK, what  happened to your back?” The patient replies “You know that I work  for

a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been  with  my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door  and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a  man  running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and  threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back”.

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.

The doctor said “My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible..

What the hell happened to you?” He replied, “You know I have been  unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I  forgot to set my alarm and was running late.. I was running out of  the  building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won’t believe it  but I was hit by a fridge.”

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two  patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, “What the hell  happened to youuuuuu……?” “Well I was sitting in a fridge &  someone  threw it from the 3rd floor”.

Overload

Overload

Overload

Obedient Husband

Obedient Husband

Obedient Husband

Belt Height

Belt-height

Belt-height

Wives Thoughts

Wives Thoughts

Wives Thoughts

A public message

Public Message

Public Message