This was the wish of a Sardar, “When I die, I want to die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep and not, screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving.. “

This was the wish of a Sardar, “When I die, I want to die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep and not, screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving.. “

A friend came to meet a sardarji, He knocked at the door, and was surprised to see the Sardarji open the door tsark naked. “Come on friend, aren’t you ashamed. Why don’t you wear something”, said the friend. The sardarji ran back into the bathroom and came back wearing his slippers.

A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty. Tech: What’s the problem? User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply. Tech: (keep quite) Tech: You’ll need a ne! w power supply. User: No, I don’t! I just need to change the startup files. Tech: Sir, the [...]

This is an excerpt of the conversation between a tech support guy and a customer. Tech Support : “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.” Customer : “Ok.” Tech Support : “Did you get a pop-up menu?” Customer : “No.” Tech Support : “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?” [...]

A man wants to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says: Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”. The salesman asks, [...]