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Some more marriage quotes

by rdilipk1 on October 26, 2008

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Men have a better time than women;

for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
–H. L. Mencken

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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:

either the car is new or the wife.

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always.

–Anonymous

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