The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. ‘ Hello ? ‘ ‘Is your daddy home?’ ‘ Yes, he’s out in the garden ,’ whispered the small voice. ‘May I [...]

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!” “What a coincidence,” he said, “This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.” “This is a special day [...]

Jailor-Tum Kis Jurm Me Aye Ho? Santa-Bas kuch khaas nahi jailor saab, Sarkar Se Competition Ho Gaya Tha J- Kis Baat Ka? S- Note Chhapne main

One morning at a doctor’s clinic a patient arrives complaining of  serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him” OK, what  happened to your back?” The patient replies “You know that I work  for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. [...]