Jokes

Why Parents Drink?

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. ‘ Hello ? ‘ ‘Is your daddy home?’ ‘ Yes, he’s out in the garden ,’ whispered the small voice. ‘May I […]

What a Coincidence!!

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!” “What a coincidence,” he said, “This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.” “This is a special day […]

Santa again

Jailor-Tum Kis Jurm Me Aye Ho? Santa-Bas kuch khaas nahi jailor saab, Sarkar Se Competition Ho Gaya Tha J- Kis Baat Ka? S- Note Chhapne main

A Mixup you would want to avoid.

One morning at a doctor’s clinic a patient arrives complaining of  serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him” OK, what  happened to your back?” The patient replies “You know that I work  for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. […]

The Drugged

A little rabbit happily running through the forest stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a marijuana cigarette. The rabbit looks at her and says, “Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come with me running through the forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel so much better!” The giraffe looks at him, looks […]

Nine Words Women Use…

These are the nine words that a Woman would use often and the inherent meaning of all of these. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. […]

Drug addicts

A little rabbit happily running through the forest stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a marijuana cigarette. The rabbit looks at her and says, “Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come with me running through the forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel so much better!” The giraffe looks at him, looks […]

Frog Man

I Decided Suicide

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