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		<title>Never lie to your wife</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[- A man called home to his wife and said, &#8220;Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss &#38; several of his Friends.
We&#8217;ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I&#8217;ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>- A man called home to his wife and said, &#8220;Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss &amp; several of his Friends.<br />
We&#8217;ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I&#8217;ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we&#8217;re Leaving From the office &amp; I will swing by the house to pick my things up&#8221; &#8220;Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.&#8221;<br />
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.<br />
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.<br />
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?<br />
He said, &#8220;Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn&#8217;t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?&#8221;<br />
<strong>The wife replied, &#8220;I did. They&#8217;re in your fishing box&#8230;..&#8221;</strong></p>
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