Living a Joke http://www.liveajoke.com Jokes from real life to tickle your ribs Thu, 14 Jan 2010 15:12:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 A Mixup you would want to avoid. http://www.liveajoke.com/2010/01/14/a-mixup-you-would-want-to-avoid/ http://www.liveajoke.com/2010/01/14/a-mixup-you-would-want-to-avoid/#comments Thu, 14 Jan 2010 15:12:08 +0000 rdilipk1 http://www.liveajoke.com/?p=573

One morning at a doctor’s clinic a patient arrives complaining of  serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him” OK, what  happened to your back?” The patient replies “You know that I work  for

a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been  with  my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door  and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a  man  running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and  threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back”.

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.

The doctor said “My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible..

What the hell happened to you?” He replied, “You know I have been  unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I  forgot to set my alarm and was running late.. I was running out of  the  building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won’t believe it  but I was hit by a fridge.”

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two  patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, “What the hell  happened to youuuuuu……?” “Well I was sitting in a fridge &  someone  threw it from the 3rd floor”.

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Overload

Overload

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Obedient Husband

Obedient Husband

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Belt-height

Belt-height

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Wives Thoughts

Wives Thoughts

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Public Message

Public Message

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That says it all

That says it all

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Customer Satisfaction Survey

Customer Satisfaction Survey

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A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.? She said,
‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each
other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’
The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling
husband
The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II
appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: ‘Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish
is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!…the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember
fairies are female…..

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They carry.....

They carry.....

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