Funny Spielberg
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta here.” The astonished [...]
The Stock Market
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs10. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at Rs10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped [...]
The Stock Market
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to thevillagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs10. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at Rs10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their [...]
A Special Dinner
Once a hunter went to a forest and killed a deer and brought it home to cook for dinner. At the dining table when the cooked deer was served the sons asked him, what the animal was. As a response the father said, “I would ask you a riddle. Answer it and you will get [...]
A Special Dinner
Once a hunter went to a forest and killed a deer and brought it home to cook for dinner. At the dining table when the cooked deer was served the sons asked him, what the animal was. As a response the father said, “I would ask you a riddle. Answer it and you will get [...]
Best of Sardarji jokes
Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye IDIOT_ _ _ IT IS EVERY YEAR. Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do [...]
A Spoilt party
A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no [...]
Treatment
An elderly woman goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m undergoing through a terrible mental trauma – I pass gas all the time!!! Fortunately, it’s odorless and silent, otherwise I’d be mortified. For example, I’ve passed gas ten times just since we’ve been talking, but it’s odorless and silent so you can’t tell.” The [...]
Qualification
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane When the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’ The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, [...]
The Washer man and the Foolish Donkey
Have you heard the story of ” The Washer man and the Foolish Donkey” ? To refresh your memory, and for the benefit of those who have not grown up listening to this moral story, it goes like this… There was once a washer man who had a donkey and a dog. One night when [...]
