A Sardarji had just come out of a Spoken English course which had promised to teach him speak english in 30 days.

Sardarji was very happy and wanted to start speaking english straight away. The evening, he along with his wife and son had to go to a party and the Sardarji decided that this is where he will start using his newly learnt language.

As he entered the party he met the host at the door and went onto it straight away.

“Hello Sir, How are you doing?” The Sardarji asked.

“Good, thank you”, the host replied.

The Sardarji began introducing his wife and son, “Sir, this is the Sardarni. This is my kid and she is my only kidni.”

The host fainted.

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye IDIOT_ _ _ IT IS EVERY YEAR.

Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

On a political rally sardar was arrested. Why???
A woman journalist walking with a badge with “PRESS” written on it and He did it..

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, he saw the driver adjusting the rear view mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive”.

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

This was the wish of a Sardar,

“When I die, I want to die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep and not, screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving.. “

This was the wish of a Sardar,

“When I die, I want to die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep and not, screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving.. “

A friend came to meet a sardarji,

He knocked at the door, and was surprised to see the Sardarji open the door tsark naked.

“Come on friend, aren’t you ashamed. Why don’t you wear something”, said the friend.

The sardarji ran back into the bathroom and came back wearing his slippers.

A sardar was admitted to the hospital as he injured his left hand in a mill wheel. His hand had to be amputated and people visitng him were sorry for him.

The nurse saw him and empathized and said, “Sardarji, I think you are lucky. God saved your natural hand, I mean your right hand.”

Sardarji was surprised.

There were a lot of relatives who visited him the whole day and all of them kept saying the same thing. Sardarji was annoyed.

When the last relative said the same thing, sardarji burst out.

“What is it that you guys are saying god saved my natural hand. It is not god but myself who saved my natural hand.” The relative was surprised. “How did you do that”.

The sardarji replied,”Actually it was my right hand that went into the machine. I very boldly pulled it out and fed my left hand into it as a replacement”.

The sardarji next door had a very obedient servant. Often he is seen doing weird things that his boss asks him to do.

It was raining cats and dogs that day. I was standing at my verandah (balcony) enjoying the rain. I suddenly heard the next door sardarji yelling.

Sardar: Ramu, where are you?

Servant : Coming, saab

The servant came running to the sardar who was standing in his balcony.

Sardar:Ramu, it is 10:00 AM, Go and water the plants.

Servant: (with a stunned look on his face) But saab it is raining heavily.

Sardar: You idiot. Do I have to tell you what to do and how to do things everytime. Take an umbrella and go and water the plants.
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An ATM is considered as a very complicated machine in rural India. There are lot of funny incidents that happen around the ATM. At time when you find sardarjis using an ATM you would feel that this is one of the most complicated machines ever to be made and would wonder as to what is it that would be simple and easy for him.

I was once standing in line at an ATM and there were 2 sardarjis standing in front of me. I could figure out that they were friends from the way they were chatting. But each of them would hide their ATM cards from each other as if that was the most precious thing in life.

This ATM has 2 machines inside and it could accomodate 2 people. I saw both these friends get into the cubicle together. Suddenly they were serious and there was dead silence.

1st Sardar inserted his card into the machine and the 2nd one peeped at him. The moment he entered his pin number, the 2nd sardar screamed with joy and started shouting.

2nd Sardar: I saw it, I saw it. i saw your pin number.
The 1st sardar was stunned. His face went pale and he was loss of breathes.

2nd Sardar: Your pin number is ****

The 1st sardar burst laughing. He said, “Wrong, wrong. You have got it wrong”.

1st Sardar: My pin number is not ****. It is 1278.

I had just walked into the city of New York a day before and was tired of the entire day’s work. SO I walked into this bar and ordered a drink. While I was sipping through it, I found this confused sardarji walking upto the bar tender.

The Man on his right said “Johny Walker single”.

The Man on his left said “Peter Scotch single”.

The Sardarji smiled, nodded his head and said – “Baljith Singh Married”.

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