A sardar was admitted to the hospital as he injured his left hand in a mill wheel. His hand had to be amputated and people visitng him were sorry for him.

The nurse saw him and empathized and said, “Sardarji, I think you are lucky. God saved your natural hand, I mean your right hand.”

Sardarji was surprised.

There were a lot of relatives who visited him the whole day and all of them kept saying the same thing. Sardarji was annoyed.

When the last relative said the same thing, sardarji burst out.

“What is it that you guys are saying god saved my natural hand. It is not god but myself who saved my natural hand.” The relative was surprised. “How did you do that”.

The sardarji replied,”Actually it was my right hand that went into the machine. I very boldly pulled it out and fed my left hand into it as a replacement”.

The sardarji next door had a very obedient servant. Often he is seen doing weird things that his boss asks him to do.

It was raining cats and dogs that day. I was standing at my verandah (balcony) enjoying the rain. I suddenly heard the next door sardarji yelling.

Sardar: Ramu, where are you?

Servant : Coming, saab

The servant came running to the sardar who was standing in his balcony.

Sardar:Ramu, it is 10:00 AM, Go and water the plants.

Servant: (with a stunned look on his face) But saab it is raining heavily.

Sardar: You idiot. Do I have to tell you what to do and how to do things everytime. Take an umbrella and go and water the plants.
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